Friday, April 3, 2020

Using $6 kickstarter

Setting: Interview Office
Characters: Mr. Interman and Shea

Knock on Mr. Interman’s office
MR.INTERMAN
Yes, please come in
Shea comes in and sits down
MR.INTERMAN
Hello Shea, is it? How are you doing today?
SHEA
(nervously) 
Yes sir, I am doing good today. How are you sir?
MR.INTERMAN
Pretty well myself. Thank you for asking. Now, let’s get right to it, shall we? You are here for the position of my secretary. I am going to go over some demographics as a formality. What is your gender?
SHEA
(confused) 
Female sir.
MR.INTERMAN
(Typing on the computer )
Just as I thought Shea. How old are you?
SHEA
23 sir.
MR.INTERMAN
Very good. Young enough to conquer the world some may say. (Chuckles) You’re Indian right?
SHEA
No sir, I am Pakistani
MR.INTERMAN
Oh. That’s not on here.
SHEA
You can put Asian for my race.
MR.INTERMAN
That isn’t right. Asian is for Chinese people with little eyes. My dear, you are so naive.
SHEA
Sir, I believe that Asian includes individuals from the continent of Asia. Pakistan is included in that. It is the country right by India.
MR.INTERMAN
Are you sure dear? In my 20 years of experience, I have never encountered this problem. What are you, did you say Paki?
SHEA
No sir, I said Pakistani.

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